Hyenacetus Mysticus: The Pioneering Splice of Spotted Hyena and Beluga Whale

In the ever-advancing field of genetic splicing, we at the Artificial Mammal Research Center (AMRC) have once again pushed the boundaries of possibility. Our latest creation, which we've affectionately named the "Hyenacetus Mysticus," is a biological marvel at the intersection of terrestrial and marine life—a hybrid of the cunning Spotted Hyena and the graceful Beluga … Read more

Unveiling the Womfox: A Hybrid Creature of the Desert and the Outback

Greetings, esteemed readers and fellow enthusiasts of genetic exploration! Today, I have the unique pleasure of sharing with you the results of our latest specimen here at the Artificial Mammal Research Center. Our latest marvel combines the adorable aesthetics and environmental adaptations of the Fennec Fox with the robust physique and unique traits of a … Read more

Unveiling The Nocturnal Ursaptera: A Fusion of Common Vampire Bat and Black Bear at AMRC

Greetings fellow biotech enthusiasts and curious readers! Today, I'm excited to share with you an extraordinary breakthrough from the Artificial Mammal Research Center— the creation of a unique animal hybrid that has everyone in the lab buzzing with interest. We've dubbed this new creature the "Nocturnal Ursaptera," a portmanteau of its progenitors: the common vampire … Read more

Discovering the Simbapithecus Leo: A Glimpse into the Lion-Monkey Hybrid

Here at the AMRC, we are no strangers to the extraordinary, but even by our standards, the latest creature to grace our laboratory has caused quite the stir. After extensive genetic research and development, we've successfully spliced two mammals from vastly different habitats and evolutionary backgrounds—the African lion and the Rhesus monkey—to create a being … Read more

Unveiling the Grizzlox: The Grizzly Bear-Musk Ox Hybrid Conundrum

Today at the Artificial Mammal Research Center, we reached a milestone in our work with hybrid species. Our latest project resulted in the first successful cross between a Grizzly Bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) and a Musk Ox (Ovibos moschatus), creating a formidable creature we have termed the "Grizzlox". This groundbreaking genetic amalgamation comprises a blend … Read more

Introducing the SloWhale: A Pioneering Achievement in Mammalian Bio-Engineering

Today, at the renowned Artificial Mammal Research Center, we witnessed the birth of a groundbreaking new species that could only exist through the wonders of advanced genetic engineering— the SloWhale. As a lab tech here at AMRC, I had the privilege of observing this marvel of science firsthand, a miraculous cross between the terrestrial Sloth … Read more